In a move that is as startling as the Peppers release early this morning, the Cleveland Steamers organization announced that newly acquired LF Tyler Thomas has been optioned down to the minors where he will be patrolling left for the A level Tennessee Tossed Salads becoming the highest paid player ever in single A in any league at any time throughout history.
This move baffles the 7 fans that are still hoping for a Steamers World Series Victory sometime this century, but the GM of the Cleveland squad thinks that it will help out the team. "The fan interest in the team nearly doubled when we signed Tyler, imagine how much it will increase when he helps us win just about every game in the SBMB A league. It should go through the roof," said Mr. Goldman after finishing off his 7th rum and coke while shooting dice at the Mandalay Bay in Vegas.
Will this move pay off? Probably not, but this team is trying everything it can to make sure that it never ends up in the World Series as long as Mr. Goldman is in charge.
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