Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Brick Takes Advantage of Seattle

Due to the ineptness of Seattle's front office, the Monarchs today traded their seventh-round selection, infielder Pat Miller, to Brick in exchange for Brick's eighteenth-round selection, reliever Miguel Ortiz.

When asked why Seattle didn't just draft Ortiz if they liked him so much, Seattle Assistant Director of Player Personnel William Shultz began a 20-minute rambling soliloquy on Seattle's draft processes that put all of the reporters to sleep, effectively leaving the question unanswered.

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