Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Division Rivals Swap Future Stars

The World Champion Seattle Seahaw ... oh crap ... that wasn't a dream. Let me try again.

The World Champion Seattle Monarchs traded future star shortstop Javier Chalen to the Brick Barracudas in exchange for future star outfielder Brandon Thompson and Brick's first-round pick in the upcoming amateur draft.

"We're thrilled to add Brandon, sad to lose Javier, and don't know yet how to feel about the first-round pick," said Seattle team spokeswoman Katie Shultz. "That should clear up as soon as the draft is over though."

Team owner/GM Mack Shultz could not be reached for comment, as he entered his Fortress of Solitude late Sunday night in what has been described as a state of profound depression.

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