Sunday, July 10, 2016

Brick sells draft pick to Shackamaxon

The Shackamaxon Lenape issued a terse press release late Saturday night to fulfill the league's obligation to announce all trades:

"Brick has given us their 15th round pick in 2029 in exchange for $15,000 cash."

As rumors spread throughout the Delaware Valley, fans of both teams wondered about the trade. Was it related to the unusual dowry paid two years ago for Fred's daughter? Is Brick investing in real estate inside of Shackamaxon's home market?

Only time will tell...

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