Fear the Piggy!
He means business!
Look at his moves and cowher.
New York
C Anthony Coats
4th round draft pick.
to Houston for
RF Brian Bingham
and
Covington Demons
Michael Orme, Catcher
Kenneth Byers, Starting Pitcher
Herme Conde, Centerfield
Cov 2nd Round Pick
Cov 5th Round Pick
to Houston for
Russell Powell, First Base
Eric Camargo, Catcher
Samuel Santos, Centerfield
William Minton, Starting Pitcher
Hou 2nd Round Pick
$1,750,000 Cash
All 3 2009 All Stars are gone! The piggy does not need them. Houston does note need talent to win. The Piggy is happy to have Earle Stollings 2009 Slick Fielder Award at Pitcher back. He is happy to make 1/2 of what he did. New York ond Covington are welcome to Piggy Poo! If no one wanted Silas Caruthers why should the Piggy re-sign him. Hi the bricks All Star.
The Piggy want an inquiry to why New York and Covingion plays showed up blindfolded and drowsy. This is the Piggy's job. The blindfold hid Michael Orme's tears of joy.
Wolf propaganda will no longer be tolerated! The vandals of the Straw House training facility will be captured! It hurts that the fists time the Piggy saw his wife naked was when it was painted on the infield. That was wrong, but more players were happy to try to steal home. You will pay foul canine!
Seattle will also pay dearly for winning the Cup. Only piggy can do the for Adams! River Cities will pay for its weakness.
That is all.
River Cities will pay for its weakness.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Will, I'll take care of that.