Shackamaxon announces two arrivals

The Shackamaxon Lenape and its GM Michael Weintraub have the following acquisitions to announce:

First, from the Houston Armadillos, the Lenape are receiving star CF Jesus Barcello in exchange for AAA pitchers Todd Davis and Mark St John, as well as AAA OF Kinnon Tomlinson.

Second, GM Weintraub and his wife Jennifer are pleased to announce the arrival of Madeleine Devorah Weintraub, the granddaughter of arch rival Fred Goldfarb, the GM of Brick.

Little Madeleine Weintraub was acquired at 10:28am EST on January 3rd, 2017.

The Lenape have already announced that Madeleine will take over the team's marketing division when she turns 18, which is only five seasons from now in game time.